💬 What Locals Say
Consistent quality and generous portions. Grouchy John’s Coffee knows how to do Coffee & Tea right.
🍽️ About Grouchy John’s Coffee
Grouchy John’s Coffee brings authentic coffeehouse charm to South Las Vegas, far from the glitz and glamor of the Strip. Located on Maryland Parkway, this neighborhood gem offers visitors a refreshing alternative to tourist-heavy establishments, serving up quality coffee and breakfast fare in a relaxed, no-frills environment that locals have embraced wholeheartedly.
The menu focuses on coffee shop classics executed with care and attention to detail. Fresh-baked bagels take center stage, available with an array of cream cheese spreads and sandwich combinations that satisfy morning cravings. The coffee program features expertly brewed espresso drinks alongside drip coffee options, while the breakfast and brunch selections include hearty egg dishes, pastries, and lighter fare that pairs perfectly with their signature beverages.
True to its name, Grouchy John’s embraces a wonderfully unpretentious atmosphere that feels authentically local. The interior maintains a comfortable, lived-in coffeehouse aesthetic with mismatched seating, local artwork, and the kind of casual decor that invites lingering over morning coffee. The space buzzes with the energy of regulars catching up over their daily brew, creating an atmosphere that feels more like a neighborhood living room than a commercial establishment.
This spot excels as a morning destination for visitors seeking an authentic Las Vegas neighborhood experience away from the tourist corridor. Whether grabbing a quick coffee and bagel before exploring the city or settling in for a leisurely brunch with friends, Grouchy John’s delivers the kind of genuine local flavor that makes any dining experience more memorable and connects visitors to the real heart of Las Vegas.
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⭐ Recent Reviews
Love love love! This hidden local neighborhood gem is soo soo good! I love all the out of the box drink names. All of the drinks are so delicious! My...
1 month ago
This place reminds me of what coffee shops were like in the 90s. The space is packed with books, games, assorted couches, tables and chairs that invite...
1 month ago
My brother wants to go here every few days now because he is in love with the bread pudding they have. I ordered THE GRINCH--blended--Matcha, Mint,...
Nov 17, 2025
